BANG! And they’re back.
Geordie Shore has returned with great anticipation from its millions
of fans worldwide. And, why wouldn’t you love these sick, twisted, amazing,
group of friends-turned-family of who has sex with each other, throws up all
over each other’s things, screams in each other’s faces, then makes up soon
after.
I have never seen Jersey Shore but when I watched the first season
of the Geordies, I fell in love with all the characters. I have loved and hated
almost all of them at one point, apart from Charlotte because she is absolutely
crazy and just amazing really.
This season, they are back on home ground which means only one thing:
trouble. No matter what they say, bad things tend to follow them, which is great
for us as viewers because we lap up on all the drama.
The thing I love most about Geordie Shore is the love-hate
relationship between Gaz and Charlotte. I do not care what she says about having
a boyfriend (who she hasn’t been with for a couple of months now since filming),
Charlotte still has a thing for Gaz. She will always have those feelings for him
and as much as I hate it, because Gaz is a d**khead about the situation, I love
it aswell because it is kind of a Romeo and Juliet thing in a weird way .They
both admitted in an earlier season by the way! You can tell from the end of the
first episode that she’s still in love with him despite having a boyfriend,
Scott(?), because she makes a fuss when he is about to have a foursome with two
random blonds and his new ‘Dream Team’ partner Scott. More on the newbies
later… I also don’t care what Gaz says about not having feelings for her
either. Point 1) He repeats the fact that she has a boyfriend about three times
when speaking to the camera. We know she has a boyfriend. I reckon he was trying
to convince himself that she has a boyfriend, meaning she won’t always be there
just in case. Point 2) When other newbie Dan gets in the hot tub with a mortal
Charlotte, he sits there and watches them with a proper face on as if he is
about to punch something. He later pushes Dan because of that scenario. God, I
love the drama!
All this build up about the two new Geordie boys coming to join the GS crew,
and for what? Yeah, they’re both alright to look at if you’re into the typical
Geordie style (ahem, spice boys) but I don’t see the massive appeal. When Scott
walked in wearing the same t-shirt as Gaz, this was either going to tear them
apart, or send them on a massive bromance. It was the latter hence the new
‘Dream Team’. Scott is a nice enough lad although you don’t see much of him
until later when he’s having that foursome. Oh, and he also has sex
with Holly. He’s already top boy in the house. Dan, on the other hand, is a bit
of a drip. First of all, he’s the youngest in the house, at the tender age of
19. He bigs himself up far too much, saying that he’ll be getting all the girls,
and then provoking Gaz even more with regards to Charlotte. He doesn’t even talk
to girls when he’s out! I’m hoping he comes out of his shell a little bit more
with the weeks to come because Geordie Shore has no room for bores.
Onto loved-up, engaged couple, Vicky and Ricci, mainly Vicky because let’s
face it; she’s the dominant character in that relationship. You either love
Vicky, or you hate her. I love her. She’s one of my favourites, the other two
being Charlotte and Sophie. She speaks her mind and doesn’t give a shit about
what people think of her. However, she did admit in last night’s episode that
she was going to slag off everyone behind their backs which was a bit extreme.
Then, she asked – in her words – ‘Dopey’, ‘Slutty’, and ‘Vulgar’ as her
bridesmaids. Those are not very nice names to call your bridesmaids. Then again,
I’d probably call some of my friends those names as a friendly joke. Although,
I’m not sure whether she said it in a friendly way or not. Ricci, on the other
hand, didn’t really do much in this episode. He just floated around in the
background, behind Vicky most of the time. It is a fantastic idea, nevertheless,
that they are in separate bedrooms! Let’s get them to have boy time and girl
time instead of being glued together 24/7.
Sophie is just mother hen as she always will be. She and Charlotte have an
amazing friendship, and when they cry, I cry. Her pinnacle moment in the first
episode of Season 4 was when she had to massage that old man! He wasn’t that
old, but I would never do what she had to do. I didn’t even know that you could
massage people’s bums! I don’t even want to know how that bum looked because I
can imagine. Her reaction was hilarious! She felt ‘violated’ whereas James
looked like he was having the time of his life massaging the wife! I want to see
Sophie getting very mortal this season because she’s always looking after the
younger girls. I’m wondering how ‘great’ her and Joel really are, because every
time he’s on this show, he makes her look like a fool, and I want to punch him
in the face for it! Sophie is such a lovely girl who would never hurt a fly, and
she’s hilarious too!
I haven’t figured out the situation between James and Holly yet. Maybe
because there isn’t one on James’ part although there definitely is on Holly’s
as her heart flutters and she gets butterflies. I don’t know whether that
relationship would ever work, but it’s more drama nonetheless, especially as
seen as Holly has already gone and had sex with new boy Scott in the bathroom,
which she doesn’t remember. Amazing!
Something that I have never understood with the Geordie boys is that they’re
always on the lookout for ‘worldies’ and when they find them, I just think
‘Really?’ They are never that great, but that’s just my opinion.
I really wish they did hour long episodes. I just never want Geordie
Shore to end!
Images: Geordie Shore Facebook page.
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